Jagger Swagger

Oofph, Don't be shy.   Myself in the pix-elated flesh   

Female.
I just want to enjoy every waking moment and to have amazing friends that are actually worth a shit and not some fake bitches<3
Also. Cats, Sex, alcohol, dubstep, Ryan Gosling, Art, Horror. Don't be so fucking sensitive and uptight, take a joke, and be free.

I’M STILL HALF ASS STANDING ON MY CHAIR LOOKING AT A DEAD ROACH! I’M TERRIFIED!

Ugh… This reminds me of 6th grade.
When Faatima was really cool, sitting in the gym, reading a book and suddenly, all the black girls started jumpin up and were like,


 

 

"OH HELL NAWWW!!"

and Faatima was just like,

Fuck this bug

Takes off her shoe
and smashes it
And just goes back to reading

nope. Not me.

(Source: bambarbie)

— 1 year ago with 1 note
#gif  #funny  #roaches  #LOL  #gpoy  #REALSHIT  #fml 
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