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Jagger Swagger

Oofph, Don't be shy.   Myself in the pix-elated flesh   

Female.
I just want to enjoy every waking moment and to have amazing friends that are actually worth a shit and not some fake bitches<3
Also. Cats, Sex, alcohol, dubstep, Ryan Gosling, Art, Horror. Don't be so fucking sensitive and uptight, take a joke, and be free.

#asian #naughty #sexy #schoolgirl #uniforms #bellybutton #heels #clubs #yattayatta #women #meow #fun #contest #money #bamf #dance #lol #hashtagfun #instafamous  (Taken with Instagram)

#asian #naughty #sexy #schoolgirl #uniforms #bellybutton #heels #clubs #yattayatta #women #meow #fun #contest #money #bamf #dance #lol #hashtagfun #instafamous (Taken with Instagram)

— 2 years ago
#fun  #naughty  #hashtagfun  #contest  #meow  #money  #bamf  #yattayatta  #lol  #heels  #clubs  #uniforms  #asian  #dance  #bellybutton  #schoolgirl  #sexy  #instafamous  #women 
Giggles. #chacha #chucknorris #woodchuck #could #chuck #wood #nuts #lol #bamf (Taken with Instagram)

Giggles. #chacha #chucknorris #woodchuck #could #chuck #wood #nuts #lol #bamf (Taken with Instagram)

— 2 years ago
#could  #nuts  #chucknorris  #lol  #chuck  #chacha  #wood  #woodchuck  #bamf 
My pick up lines<3

"I want to donate your body to science. I’m science."
"You got some tig ole bitties like the Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleaders."
"Is your booty an apple? because I want to take a bite out of it." 

(Source: bambarbie)

— 2 years ago
#30rock  #pickuplines  #gpoy  #LOL  #haha  #fml  #boys  #sex  #Drinks  #drunk  #WHOOOO 
I challenge you

Type your name: Savannah

Type your name using your elbow: swaQFVSN N SAHY

Type your name using your chin: szav annahb

Type your name with large toe: saavannah

Judge me? Good.

Did I really do this?

You tell me.

(Source: bambarbie)

— 2 years ago
#challenge  #boredom  #bored  #lol  #typing  #funny  #weird  #entertaining 
I’M STILL HALF ASS STANDING ON MY CHAIR LOOKING AT A DEAD ROACH! I’M TERRIFIED!

Ugh… This reminds me of 6th grade.
When Faatima was really cool, sitting in the gym, reading a book and suddenly, all the black girls started jumpin up and were like,


 

 

"OH HELL NAWWW!!"

and Faatima was just like,

Fuck this bug

Takes off her shoe
and smashes it
And just goes back to reading

nope. Not me.

(Source: bambarbie)

— 2 years ago with 1 note
#gif  #funny  #roaches  #LOL  #gpoy  #REALSHIT  #fml 
MENSTRUAL FRUSTRATION

I need some chocolate, fried chicken, mash potatoes, jarritos pineapple soda, & ice cream!! UGHH! 


But I’m dieting… NOT FOR WEIGHT LOSS, but for skin reasons. To keep my face acne free and radiating. UGH! ALL I WANT IS UNHEALTHY FOODS! D:<
 
— 2 years ago
#angry  #women  #diet  #fml  #gpoy  #lol