Jagger Swagger
Female.
I just want to enjoy every waking moment and to have amazing friends that are actually worth a shit and not some fake bitches<3
Also. Cats, Sex, alcohol, dubstep, Ryan Gosling, Art, Horror. Don't be so fucking sensitive and uptight, take a joke, and be free.
“I want to donate your body to science. I’m science.”
“You got some tig ole bitties like the Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleaders.”
“Is your booty an apple? because I want to take a bite out of it.”
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I think I think about sex just as much as any other guy… maybe more.
Except, the only difference is, I won’t act upon it.
Ugh… This reminds me of 6th grade.
When Faatima was really cool, sitting in the gym, reading a book and suddenly, all the black girls started jumpin up and were like,
“OH HELL NAWWW!!”
and Faatima was just like,
Fuck this bug
Takes off her shoe
and smashes it
And just goes back to reading
nope. Not me.
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I need some chocolate, fried chicken, mash potatoes, jarritos pineapple soda, & ice cream!! UGHH!
But I’m dieting… NOT FOR
I’ve gotten absolutely no where with studying…
I’ve only Tumbled, Tweeted, Facebooked, and created a Blogger while I was at it… WTF.
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