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Jagger Swagger

Oofph, Don't be shy.   Myself in the pix-elated flesh   

Female.
I just want to enjoy every waking moment and to have amazing friends that are actually worth a shit and not some fake bitches<3
Also. Cats, Sex, alcohol, dubstep, Ryan Gosling, Art, Horror. Don't be so fucking sensitive and uptight, take a joke, and be free.

My pick up lines<3

"I want to donate your body to science. I’m science."
"You got some tig ole bitties like the Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleaders."
"Is your booty an apple? because I want to take a bite out of it." 

(Source: bambarbie)

— 2 years ago
#30rock  #pickuplines  #gpoy  #LOL  #haha  #fml  #boys  #sex  #Drinks  #drunk  #WHOOOO 
To be honest,

I think I think about sex just as much as any other guy… maybe more.
Except, the only difference is, I won’t act upon it. 

— 2 years ago with 11 notes
#sex  #thinking  #tbh  #gpoy  #real 
I’M STILL HALF ASS STANDING ON MY CHAIR LOOKING AT A DEAD ROACH! I’M TERRIFIED!

Ugh… This reminds me of 6th grade.
When Faatima was really cool, sitting in the gym, reading a book and suddenly, all the black girls started jumpin up and were like,


 

 

"OH HELL NAWWW!!"

and Faatima was just like,

Fuck this bug

Takes off her shoe
and smashes it
And just goes back to reading

nope. Not me.

(Source: bambarbie)

— 2 years ago with 1 note
#gif  #funny  #roaches  #LOL  #gpoy  #REALSHIT  #fml 
MENSTRUAL FRUSTRATION

I need some chocolate, fried chicken, mash potatoes, jarritos pineapple soda, & ice cream!! UGHH! 


But I’m dieting… NOT FOR WEIGHT LOSS, but for skin reasons. To keep my face acne free and radiating. UGH! ALL I WANT IS UNHEALTHY FOODS! D:<
 
— 2 years ago
#angry  #women  #diet  #fml  #gpoy  #lol 

I’ve gotten absolutely no where with studying…
I’ve only Tumbled, Tweeted, Facebooked, and created a Blogger while I was at it… WTF. 

(Source: bambarbie)

— 2 years ago
#social networking  #tumblr  #facebook  #myspace  #twitter  #blogger  #photobucket  #nolife  #gpoy  #oovoo  #toomanyaccounts  #not studying  #fml 

I’m drunk,
Happy Valentine’s Day bitches! 

— 2 years ago
#asians  #gpoy  #drunk  #single  #aware  #awareness day  #fuck  #you  #bitch  #<3